Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Bride of the undead

So, what can I say, I was swept off my feet by a well-to-do zombie. It was all a whirlwind and next thing I knew, I was walking down the aisle to say those certain two words we all know so well. He was dashing, debonair, a real Casanova. How could I say no? Well, despite his appetite for the living at least. As long as he's not partaking of *my* brains, it's fine, right?

We know how over the top I can be, so Seldom Blue's newest wedding gown, which literally goes for miles, was the perfect fit. It was beautiful, we said our vows, and made our bond of eternal love. We both knew it would last forever as we ran away on our honeymoon. He held my hand so tight, but part of me wonders if it was just rigor mortis.

I know my parents wouldn't approve, but what can I do? It's love. And just look at him, the way his Stygian black eyes just suck you in, and how well he dresses. It's always nice to find a zombie who takes care of himself. It's so rare among their ranks. He takes real pride in who he is.

The honeymoon, well, heh... yeah. It was something to make the girls blush, and the boys grin. Of course Seldom Blue came through again with plenty of lingerie for me to choose from, and I know Johnny enjoyed every bit of it.

It was beautiful, and I loved every second of it. But while I was in the hotel bar, I met Frank. I'm sorry to do this to you my love, but we've run away, and I'm not sure we'll be seeing each other again. The papers will be in the mail.

The future Mrs. Frankenstein

p.s. the lingerie comes with ruffly mid-drift pieces too.


Hempy Weezles said...

pwahahah you harlet!

Wrenja said...

tee hee

Narita said...

LOL <3

Darkandiel Bury said...

I love your skin in this post! where did ya get it???

Indigoblue Dagostino said...

aw honey, congratulations!!! ;-)
great piccys too ;-) xxxx